[and then he'll probably rip his hair out, yes yes, lesson learned.]
What do you want?
[finally, he stops in front of his door, opening it without announcing himself even though he shares it with others. what are manners. at least no one's naked or anything. he goes over to his corner of the room — which is predictably sparse save for a couple of loudly-colored books — and begins looking to see if they took his cache of weapons in the hour or so he'd been gone.]
[ she follows him into the room, peering around all curious like and ... oh. she could just get her revenge for him being obnoxious now.
while he digs around for weapons, sakura flops down on his bed. and, once his back is turned, grabs one of his precious books and flips it open. this idea is just to fuck with him. you know, pretend she's reading to get a reaction out of him. but then a pretty turn of phrase catches her eye and well... she ends up just sitting there reading for real. ]
[ sakura rolls her eyes and crosses her arms over her chest. she's not upset that her reading material was stolen back, not at all. ]
It worked on you once. [ just in case he'd forgotten that she and naruto beat him with spoilers once. ] But your books are way too worn out, in any case. They couldn't hurt anything even if you tried to use them as a weapon.
[yes, he remembers that, and he sighs. he can't find fault in their methods, but he's mostly annoyed that he'd fallen for it. he lays the book back down on the nightstand and nudges the bag his spare weapons are in towards her with his foot.]
These aren't worn out.
[a. lay off his porn. b. he'd actually gotten new weapons — kunai and shuriken — recently, so they're still pretty shiny.]
[ with a huff, she settles down to sort through what he's got. she takes a couple kunai and some shuriken. she pauses after slipping them into the holsters she still got on her, thinking hard. ]
[for his part, kakashi's strapping his katana over his back. he may be acting flippant as ever, but he has yet to experience a drop that wasn't utter hell. the container in medical makes him think that this will be no different.]
No. You might be able to find that if you talk to someone on Orange.
I'd talk to your roommates before setting traps in the room, though. [he's. kidding.]
[ the fact that he's actually using a katana--a standard anbu weapon sakura has never actually seen kakashi use--tells her all she needs to know about his feelings on this whole situation. and thus, she laughs at his comment. ]
Kind of defeats the purpose of setting traps if you tell people about them.
Yes, but they might not appreciate being garroted walking into their own room.
[let's seriously pray that none of his roomies are around to hear this conversation because he sounds like he finds accidentally killing roommates funny, when in actuality he's being very sarcastic.]
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What do you want?
[finally, he stops in front of his door, opening it without announcing himself even though he shares it with others. what are manners. at least no one's naked or anything. he goes over to his corner of the room — which is predictably sparse save for a couple of loudly-colored books — and begins looking to see if they took his cache of weapons in the hour or so he'd been gone.]
you said i should do it sometime so im doing it
[ she follows him into the room, peering around all curious like and ... oh. she could just get her revenge for him being obnoxious now.
while he digs around for weapons, sakura flops down on his bed. and, once his back is turned, grabs one of his precious books and flips it open. this idea is just to fuck with him. you know, pretend she's reading to get a reaction out of him. but then a pretty turn of phrase catches her eye and well... she ends up just sitting there reading for real. ]
i'm so glad
As interesting as using a book as a weapon would be, I thought you were looking for the sharp and pointy variety.
[gentle reminder that this is NOT why he let you come into his room.]
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It worked on you once. [ just in case he'd forgotten that she and naruto beat him with spoilers once. ] But your books are way too worn out, in any case. They couldn't hurt anything even if you tried to use them as a weapon.
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These aren't worn out.
[a. lay off his porn. b. he'd actually gotten new weapons — kunai and shuriken — recently, so they're still pretty shiny.]
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You don't have any wire, do you?
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No. You might be able to find that if you talk to someone on Orange.
I'd talk to your roommates before setting traps in the room, though. [he's. kidding.]
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Kind of defeats the purpose of setting traps if you tell people about them.
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[let's seriously pray that none of his roomies are around to hear this conversation because he sounds like he finds accidentally killing roommates funny, when in actuality he's being very sarcastic.]
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[ and her bed. because sleeping around people she doesn't know will put her on edge. this'll be a fun adjustment. ]